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Smirk of the Day, Apr. 23

2014 April 23
by Richard Timothy

“You know that exercise when you are in a room full of people you don’t know and you go around and introduce yourself to five new people? Well, for some reason I always get a little nervous just before I start. I don’t get it. I know my name. I know where I’m from. This shouldn’t be a problem.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Apr. 22

2014 April 22
by Richard Timothy

“Are rats’ asses really ours to just give away at random?”

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Smirk of the Day, Apr. 21

2014 April 21
by Richard Timothy

“I wonder who the first person was to look at melting, slushy snow and say, ‘You know, I bet if that were cherry-flavored it’d be delicious.’”

04.18

“Is it wrong that I want to serve rabbit for Easter dinner?”

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Smirk of the Day, Apr. 18

2014 April 18
by Richard Timothy

“Is it wrong that I want to serve rabbit for Easter dinner?”

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Smirk of the Day, Apr. 17

2014 April 17
by Richard Timothy

“If anyone found out the one password I use for everything, I’d be screwed.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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