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Smirk of the Day, May 24

2013 May 24
by Richard Timothy

“You know, if all the people who dance around on the sidewalk with those signs to advertise stores were to ever go on strike, it would be the best picket line ever.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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Smirk of the Day, May 23

2013 May 23
by Richard Timothy

“If you watch the movie Titanic backwards it’s a heartwarming tale of a huge boat that jumps out of the ocean to save a bunch of people from drowning.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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Smirk of the Day, May 22

2013 May 22
by Richard Timothy

“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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Smirk of the Day, May 21

2013 May 21
by Richard Timothy

“I hate it when I accidentally use the same word too many times in a sentence accidentally.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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Smirk of the Day, May 20

2013 May 20
by Richard Timothy

“If Jessica Biel ever has kids, I really hope she names one of them Batmo.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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