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Smirk of the Day, Aug. 20

2014 August 20
by Richard Timothy

“Some days I find myself suffering from a case of rectal glaucoma. That’s when you wake up in the morning and you just can’t see your ass going to work that day.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Aug. 19

2014 August 19
by Richard Timothy

“Purr = cat noise.
Gato = Spanish for “cat”.
Purgatory = An infinite realm of happy Spanish cats.”

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Smirk of the Day, Aug. 15

2014 August 15
by Richard Timothy

“I wonder if cities started putting a little basketball hoop above every garbage can, would that help decrease littering?”

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Smirk of the Day, Aug. 14

2014 August 14
by Richard Timothy

“America: Where Mothers and Fathers get a day and sharks get a week.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Aug. 12

2014 August 12
by Richard Timothy

I don’t know about you, but every time I walk by a fan I have this intense nostalgic urge to start talking into it so I can hear my robot voice say, ‘Luke, I am your father.’ The last time I followed through on this urge a guy in isle behind me yelled, ‘Noooo!’ then gave me a thumbs up, turned around, and walked off to continue with his shopping at Target.

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