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Smirk of the Day, Jun. 17

2013 June 17
by Richard Timothy

“I felt a little bad about spraying some mosquito repellent on a mosquito this past weekend . . . now he’ll never have any friends.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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Smirk of the Day, Jun. 14

2013 June 14
by Richard Timothy

“Occasionally reminiscing with friends and family about your childhood is a lot like being drunk. In that everyone remembers everything you did, except you.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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Smirk of the Day, Jun. 13

2013 June 13
by Richard Timothy

“I think all the guys wearing skinny jeans took the phrase “getting in her pants” the wrong way.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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Smirk of the Day, Jun. 12

2013 June 12
by Richard Timothy

“Did you know there is species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is due to the antelope’s powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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Smirk of the Day, Jun. 7

2013 June 7
by Richard Timothy

06.07 (from 2012)

“There needs to be an app that cancels your memberships right before your free trials run out.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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